They Made Johnny Rotten a Moron - They're Making ME Libertarian

{Warning: It's a rant. If rants offend you, tell the Santa Fe City Council and maybe they'll SHUT ME DOWN.}

June 27, 2006
The Santa Fe City Council (in its infinite wisdom, these are the people that rope off all the green grass on the Plaza so no one gets to enjoy it, among a half a dozen other Stupid Ideas) recently decided that there will be NO SMOKING in any bar or restaurant in the city of Santa Fe, including outdoor areas. Wow. It's enough to make you want quit drinking and smoking and shut down all the goddamn bars, because I can't see why I should pay treble damages on a drink in a place where I can't fucking RELAX. Stock up the home bar - as of July the 1st, you can forget all about your pint and a smoke - unless you're at home or at my place.

Who are these people to tell a bar owner what they can and can't do inside their own damn businesses? It's a BAR, for chrissakes. Don't want the second-hand smoke? Stay the fuck home.

Check this recent study:

"WASHINGTON -- Gritty rats and mice living in sewers and farms seem to have healthier immune systems than their squeaky clean cousins that frolic in cushy antiseptic labs, two studies indicate. The lesson for humans: Clean living may make us sick."

http://www.wired.com/news/wireservice/0,71185-0.html?tw=rss.index

I'm getting sick just thinking about what a boring antiseptic world we're living in. Kill all THOSE people out there, (Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan.) Make it *safe* (squeal, squeal) for all us nicey-nicey folk here in the USA. Totally crazy. I wish the Damn Liberals would crawl out of my lungs and into the goddamn streets and Change Something REAL. So much easier to oppress ME than get George out of office, huh?

I'm just now starting to understand why the working class watches Fox News and votes against their class interest. Its because all the Damn Liberals want to do is protect me from myself. HANDS OFF, wimps. Go save the Big Environment or something. I'll be over here watching Bill O'Reilly and voting against MY class interests just to keep you away from me.

Hey - wait a minute! The Santa Fe Brewing Company is in Santa Fe COUNTY, right? Guess I know where I'll be going. Hope they've got Fox News on the TV.