Gardner Finney: A cue ball with a gun.

What the hell is UP with cops with shaved heads? They look like fucking Nazis to me. Hey - if the shoe fits...

Tried to hunt down a picture of Gardner Finney. I guess they discontinued the Santa Fe police trading card program. Bummer. Saw him today, in fact...his bald head reflected in the window at the Santa Fe Baking Co. He stared at me in the reflection before walking on, silent (like he ought to be.) I almost turned to look at him, but figured I'd stick my tongue out at him. (Because I'm a dumb-ass like that.) Go ahead, Gardner, flex your mighty cop muscle. It's not over yet - it's only just beginning.

I'm still just waiting for the check to clear. I don't believe NOTHING until there's money in the bank.

And then the tale can be told - and we can get back to a righteous lawsuit.