Deeply Emotionally Disturbed

Someone I met on craigslist accused me of being Deeply Emotionally Disturbed this morning. Proof positive that there are some real rocket scientists in Albuquerque, despite all claims to the contrary.

I'd like to pretend I am Deeply Emotional Disturbed by the events in New Orelans, but I think I've been unhappy since Bush because President...and it just eats at me in the strangest ways.

The difference between me and most other people? I rant about it. The rest of you just hide and hope no one notices. I'm the tip of the iceberg now made manifest by FEMA's failure to do jack-shit.

Welcome to the Apocalypse, America. Few deserve more than you do, you Fox-watching fools.